Scandinavian football fan, best known for limited capacity to use brain, despite having a huge cranium. Also known for leaving a faint whiff of anal discharge behind them.
by Leopold Roby April 8, 2003
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otherwise known as gobshites, redshite or just plain knob heads - a non educated person who unfortunatley has the dissadvantage of supporting THE REDSHIT - Liverpool FC
by sazz May 6, 2005
Get the kopite mug.A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
by NedFlanders January 23, 2008
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Urban Knowitall: guys look on urban dictionary, it has my username! and it says im handsome and rich!
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by Briksawse232134 May 25, 2020
Get the Urban Knowitall mug.One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.
'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'
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