3 definitions by NedFlanders
Like in 'Basic Instinct' when Sharon Stone exposes her 'squirrel' in public and you happen to see it.
I was in yoga last night and the chick in front of me was wearing short shorts and total gave me a squirrel shot during downward dog.
by NedFlanders August 14, 2015
A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
by NedFlanders January 23, 2008
by NedFlanders January 23, 2008