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F'knoof

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

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The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.
Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!
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krogo

usually funny people. they can often take it to far, but krogos are mostly hilarious.
dude 1: haha! dude did you see bradley in class?
dude 2: lmao, yea! he's such a krogo!!!
by heyitsmeagain August 9, 2009
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Knobosaurus

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!
by D'emon November 26, 2002
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knobgobbler

Someone who performs the act of fellatio (oral sex on a man). A penis can be referred to as a 'knob'
That fuckin' knobgobbler wanted to go down on me!
by Nathan July 20, 2004
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hannah knoop

A RUDE PERSON WHO LETS HER DOG ATTACK HER BEST FRIEND
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BFF getting attacked my dog

Hannah looks over and laughs
by TBIINICOLEIIYH February 12, 2014
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knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.
Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.
by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007
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krogo

An idiot. But not as one that you would hate. Like if your friend does something really dumb, and you laugh your ass off you call them a krogo
He is such a krogo! Yesterday he got so drunk, he couldn't walk!
by Wikilolo January 25, 2007
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