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masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
by Joe Salone October 18, 2010
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Gee, you knit?

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?
Gee, you knit!
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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kitzia

a relatively uncommon female name. this person would have to be incredibly sexy with a rockin body and a kicking personality. very outgoing and social. someone that is sought after or envied by all her peers. one would kill to land a kitzia.
"Dude i just met a total Kitzia at the bar last night".
by the big G man December 14, 2010
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rip ma knitting

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol
"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.
by Curlyteef July 1, 2007
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Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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Kritzkrieg

i medi gun found in tf2 that can give you critical hits for the class medic
i use the Kritzkrieg in tf2
by German dude August 1, 2018
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Kitzia

You can’t say the name Kitzia without smiling. (Unless you’re a jerk and are really trying)
by BeeLady2610 July 9, 2019
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