kluemper 

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

kluemper by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007

Klumfayonaise 

Another word for lady sauce. Or as other people would call it, vaginal discharge.

Steve: Dat beech had bad klumfayonaise
Sean: I know, it smelt like mouldy milk

Klumfayonaise by MammalPoop May 9, 2011

Kumerica 

The youth who hail from Kumasi in the Ashanti Region, Ghana. (Kumasi + America) They like to portray themselves as hustlers, gangsters, basically African Americans in the hood/projects. (Chains, dressing, accent, slangs etc). There is actually no affiliation or relation to gangs/gang banging. Just youth having fun. You’re most likely to hear the term in their music countless times.

Kumerican also sometimes known as Akata/Akatafo)

Kumerica by Akatani September 21, 2020

J-Klump 

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

J-Klump by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

The Klimek 

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

The Klimek by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011

Heidi Klum 

One of today's top supermodels. She is 5'9 with green eyes and naturally light brown hair. Known for her pictures on swimsuit magazines, appearances in movies, sense of humour and her flings with people such as Anthony Kiedis, Jay Kay from Jamirioquai and is now pregnant to lover Flavio Briatore.

One of the prettiest supermodels around with a natural shape to her body, glowing skin and has graced the cover of Sports Illustrated many many times.

Heidi Klum by Tayla February 12, 2004

Klutey 

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

Klutey by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015