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klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered
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klokusingit 

When in the course of a night all previous plans fall through and you and your friends contact klokus for the fallback party...clearly there is something going on almost any night of the week and invitations are pointless because it doesn't matter who you are..you are still welcome
You know you are Klokusingit when you frequently hear such phrases such as "sooo big", "primetime" , and "legit".. Usually there are also numerous J's being rolled at any time during the night by masters such as T-Bone, and "RUBY" is often the life of the party
klokusingit by lucas aa February 2, 2008
a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.
man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear
klokateer by keonin October 11, 2009
The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.
1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.
klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

Klokalie 

A is a klokalie. pronouceation: cloe-klee. and they eat other klokalies. and are super cute
a klokalie looks like a talking mushroom
A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.
"you are such a kloska!"
kloska by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011