Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”
Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
by $lick$loth April 30, 2019
Get the Klink Klonk 37 mug.1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.
2. A royal fuck up.
3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.
2. A royal fuck up.
3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.
1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."
2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."
3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."
2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."
3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."
by daniskins November 20, 2010
Get the kloekism mug.While on the job, Steve drops a massive klenke twice a day. There is nothing better than getting paid to make a klenke.
by dantheproduceman October 18, 2011
Get the klenke mug.A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.
"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"
"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021
Get the Kroenke Scheme mug.Extremely homosexual person that loves Neil Cicerega and blueycapsules. Please don’t become friends with this person or they will rant about Neil Cicierega and blueycapsules for hours on end.
Person: Hi!
klownkichi: OMG NEIL CICIEREGA
Person: what
klownkichi: Neil Stephen Cicierega, born August 23, 1986, is an American comedian, actor, filmmaker, singer, YouTuber, musician, songwriter, puppeteer, artist, and animator. He is best known as the creator of a genre of Flash animation he termed "Animutation", the Harry Potter puppet parody series Potter Puppet Pals, and several music albums under the name Lemon Demon. He also released a series of mashup albums under his own name that have since gained a cult following.
klownkichi: OMG NEIL CICIEREGA
Person: what
klownkichi: Neil Stephen Cicierega, born August 23, 1986, is an American comedian, actor, filmmaker, singer, YouTuber, musician, songwriter, puppeteer, artist, and animator. He is best known as the creator of a genre of Flash animation he termed "Animutation", the Harry Potter puppet parody series Potter Puppet Pals, and several music albums under the name Lemon Demon. He also released a series of mashup albums under his own name that have since gained a cult following.
by totally not klownkichi May 9, 2022
Get the klownkichi mug.In South Africa, a klonkie is a somewhat (if the person saying it isnt a klonkie, that is) for a person who is "coloured" or of mixed race. Klonkies are some of the coolest people in South Africa, nay the earth; they're totally laid back and friendly and have their own language, a mixture of Afrikaans,English, and American gangster talk in which dey tawks sumfing laaik dis jou ken wat ek saying fir YO? Klonkie girls are also really hot (when they arent Meth addicts with no teeth that is) but they always have big scary Klonkie boyfriends who would fuck you up seven hundred different ways if they caught you looking at their girls the wrong way. Mostly found in the Western Cape in South Africa, especially the Cape Flats. There are also a lot of Klonkie stand up comedians
"Bru, check daardie Klonkie chicky, shes nice and nice huh?"
"Ja mate, but dont let her boy hear you say that- I dont want to have to pick up your pieces when he's done with you"
"Ja mate, but dont let her boy hear you say that- I dont want to have to pick up your pieces when he's done with you"
by Dr. Van Van Mojo July 31, 2007
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