johnny klebitz

A badass biker with a heart of gold.

''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

by Reggae Rasta May 26, 2014

klebar

to fuck something up beyond repair

"Dude I totally Klebar'd my car"

by x3LLI3J4N3 May 21, 2009

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Dylan Klebold

Had very cool hair, but shot people.

Person 1: Bahhh why did Dylan Klebold have to shoot people?

Person 2: Yeah that sucks dude he had cool hair.

by Sarajane August 21, 2004

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013