Klap Trap

1st mate of the kremling co. in donkey kong country. jump on it's back to kill it.

Look It's Klap Trap

by Amw2745 June 28, 2003

Klea

The most beautiful, amazing, wonderful, sweet, perfect girl in her universe.

Klea is bæ

by Jibbly123 April 20, 2015

kleatus

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it

omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...

by brownsuga April 28, 2006

kleptoBenia

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

Kleaver

An absolute champion of the world and the epitome of ass kickery!

"Wow, Kleaver is so elite!"

by Scott November 21, 2004

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005