Kirstie Ambler 

A secret name for a celebrity which has not yet been found, i.e a celebrity from the future.

Likes to give out free sex and lollipops. Can't deicde on her gender, tends to confuse the people of asian town alot.

A generally nice girl, who likes to drink drink drink.

wow, she reminds me of kirstie ambler.

Kirstie Ambler by oiiiiiiiiibwoiiiiiiiiii June 12, 2009

Kirstie Alley 

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

Kirstie Alley by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

Dirty Kirstie lee

This girl shoots shrek figurines up random people’s buttholes until they scream “Do the roar”. They are to be FEARED.

“HELP SHARON IS DOIN A DIRTY KIRSTIE LEE ON ME”

Dirty Kirstie lee by Broskiiiiii3000 April 13, 2020

Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.

Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches

Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.

Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him

Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Kristie

Kristie is a very expressive person with people she trusts. She can be a hilarious person and can make you laugh even if you've had a mental breakdown. She loves making you laugh and is usually happy. If she's not, then you know it immediately. She can be very intimidating to people who don't know her, but once you do, you will love her always. She loves hearing compliments, even if she doesn't believe them and will hurt you if you hurt the ones you love. If someone she loves is hurt, she will find the cause and get rid of them for good. Or as well as she can. She loves Pootos.

Blond hair bitch: Kristie, what are you doing?
Kristie: Something. *To friend* It's a Pooto!!
Friend: MOOOM

Kristie by AnnabethChase/Piper MClean May 13, 2019

kristiear 

the spanish verb to
1. don't study for a test
2. get 1 hour of sleep the night before
3. fall asleep during the test
4. get 150%

i tried to kristiear that spanish test but it didnt go very well

kristiear by asdasdk October 16, 2012