dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

dirty kirsten by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

Kirsten 

the most amazingest person on the face of the universe. SHE SO SEXY. Has an amazing body, can listen to any situation and give amazing advice. has a wonderful personality. usualy taken. has the mind Albert Einstein. her future is completly bright and successful.

KIRSTEN LOIS CUARESMA NER

Kirsten by AiRbourn November 2, 2012

Jean Kirstein 

One hot a** mf who is underrated. Jean Kirstein is a hot headed, attractive, witty attack on titan character.

Jean Kirstein is not a horse.

I want Jean Kirstein to d*ck me down.

Jean Kirstein by ur.dads.hawt August 17, 2021

Kirsten 

A girl who is very sexy, intelligent and beautiful. She is very funny and knows how to conquer men. She loves especially men who are in a relationship or married. But if a Kirsten fights for a men the wife has no chance to win this battle. She is the epitome of bombshell and very talented in everything you can do in bed. Most Kirsten are blond with deep blue eyes and a body like a goddess.

A: Look at the girl over there
B: I think it is a Kirsten
A: My wife shouldn't see her. She would be jealous.

B: I wish I had a Kirsten

Kirsten by Emanu June 19, 2016

Kirsten 

Scandinavian form of Christina, which traces back to the Latin name Christian and has been widely-used in Scotland for many years.

Kirsten's are Attractive, Dependable, Loyal,Outgoing, Silly; a friend that can be counted on, and has ears that can listen. Kirsten's are ladies that put that foot down on the ground and refuse to move it. Let's just say, "Strong at Heart" ! ! !

Friend: "He broke my heart, what am I to do?"

Kirsten: "I told you that you are better than him, take a deep breath and live your life for yourself." ! ! !

Kirsten by Kat-wc ga girl February 3, 2010

Kirsten 

Completely amazing, in all ways, shapes and forms.
Also known as absolutely stunning.

Fredrick Von Godrick: WOW. Did you see that girl?
Duderob: Well, she wasn't nearly a Kirsten.

Kirsten by Canon Bob April 6, 2008

Kirsty 

Kirsty (kə sti )

Noun

A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.

To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.

Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.

Person One: "Who's that beautiful girl who just tripped over her own feet?"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"

Kirsty by LexiconDoctor July 3, 2016