Kirsten

Hard to NOT be bff's with. Kirsten is that one girl at school, that when you get 95% on a test, she will get 96%. And when you get 35% she will get 98%. She always sees the best in you and puts herself down most times. Kirsten is as weird as you are, if not weirder and you can be sure you and Kirsten will have 100000 inside jokes together. Kirsten can control her laughter in weird situations but will cackle with you about it afterwards. Kirsten is literally da bomb.com. She likes to bottle up her emotions but when she is angry, she is ANNNGRY. She will throw caps against lockers. Always be friends with a kirsten because she is the best person you will ever meet!! :D

Anyone named Meggle, Megmallow, Meags, Megzi, Megiplier and Megalicious will tend to like someone named Kirsten.

"Unit States of America" said the little girl with the blue glasses.
"Yes, well done" said Kirsten.
Later
"TROLOLOLHEHEHE THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY BAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA" said Kirsten.

by Funzegg, Meggle, Megshake. June 14, 2018

Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash

n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2

by maculate February 6, 2005

kirsten

A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.

Did you see keersten?
Whos keersten? I was looking at Kirsten. SHES FINE

by jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2008

Kirsten

Kirsten is a beautiful girl. She is thick and perfect but she thinks she’s fat. She has 2 really close friends and gets really jealous when they hand out together. She has to sides to her: she can be kind and sweet but can also be a bitch; B I C T H. Usually really loud and funny but will do anything to be popular and gets embarrassed by her friends often. Hates being called: Kristen and Kirsty

“I love Kirsten but she can also be crazy jealous”

by kirsten_apps October 3, 2019

kirsten

An amazing pefect girl who i couldn't be without who likes the mess up like myself. LOVE YOU KIRST

"wow you see that chick?"
"yeah man. she must be a Kirsten"

by daniel awesome October 18, 2008

Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.

Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle

by Thebestmothafuckasever September 15, 2014