by NotLara May 9, 2022
Get the Kietara mug.ketogenic retard; normally used as a term against those who treat the keto diet as if it's the end all be all to weight loss and like calories mean nothing.
Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
An example of a ketard can be found as one of the very writers of one of these definitions, actually! Notice how they resort to strawmanning anyone who isn't on their holy keto diet as a fat pig who is merely envious of the ketard who supposedly lost 100+ pounds? Quite the example right there!
by eat ass, skip class July 2, 2019
Get the Ketard mug.A mix of Fucking and Retard, usually used in front of children so as not to expose them to foul language.
Example : Tom crashes into a Motorbike outside of a school as the kids are coming out. The rider of the bike replys "why the hell did you do that!?" Tom replys "The moon distracted me...". The rider says "You Kintard!!" >:
by Malf January 30, 2014
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such as something retarded aimed at kids (so they don't know)
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The movies my little sister watches are kidtarted
by Airam May 29, 2008
Get the kidtarted mug.A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019
Get the Kieararaa the Onion mug.(1)A combination of the word "kike"(a slang term for Jew) and "retard" (used in the contex of refering to a stupid person) it is a term refering to followers of the Judaic/Christian/Islamic path, as both Chritanity and Islam are the offspring of Judeism. A Jew. A stupid Christian or Muslim.
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