kiddies

More of an observed phenomenon than a group of actual young people, kiddies refers to the apparent force that seemingly sways various events on the Internet.

The kiddies woke up and voted for Donkey Kong in the poll.
The kiddies got home from school and stole all my HITs.

by smasherx December 28, 2005

Kiddler

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

kiddiespeak

The language the average 12-year-old uses when writing. Typified by misspelling of even the easiest of words and the alternating of lower case and capital letters that give people of normal intelligence a frigging headache when trying to read. What dumb fucking idiot invented this? They should be burned alive. May also be related to wigger.

"hEy Al My HoMeZ sEe HoW cOoL i ThInK i Am BeCuZ i KnO hOw To RiGhT lIkE tHiS? AnD eVeN tHoU eVeRy CoMpUtEr On ErTh HaS a SpEl ChEk I wOnT uSe It BeCaSe I cAnT bE bOtHeRd. ThE fAcT tHaT a NiNeDy YeAr OlD mExIcAn HoRe CaN sPeLl BeTtEr ThAn Me DoEzNt BoThEr Me At AlL bEcUz LiTeRaSeY iS oVeR rAdEd."

by Socks December 18, 2003

stinky kiddler

a very stinky child molester

JARED IS QUITE THE stinky kiddler

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

script kiddies

In the realm of computer science, a pejorative term used to describe a lower life form with no aptitude and a god complex.

You all made that game with point-and-click Game Studio?!? Ya bunch of script kiddies! Learn to code!

by Judecn July 26, 2006

Script Kiddies

Kids who would like to be el33t hackerz but just copy the work of others, thinking themselves cool.

Dem script kiddies think they be el33t haxors, but they really suxor! Dude, for real!

by Stephanie Gilgut December 10, 2003

Kiddle

A slow moving creature often seen clutching a bottle of the most efficient spending of three pounds available.
Can be sighted at protests and political gatherings voicing his opinion through the guitar.
A friendly well meaning being caution is not needed upon approach.

"Oh Kiddle's got arrested again"
"Man I've got such a kiddle going on"

by Suspectedcriminal May 20, 2010