101st Keyboarding Brigade

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.

"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"

by Daniel Bickford February 11, 2006

keyboarding

v
Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.

When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.

by Blayne September 23, 2005

Keyboardface

The condition of having red key-marks on your face from slamming your face into your keyboard. Usually happens around 1-5 AM when you are too tired to stay awake.

Bob: Dude, I fell asleep while on the computer last night and woke up on my keyboard. Do I have really bad keyboardface?

Dave: Yeah, you have red key-marks all over your face.

by Zeith May 17, 2009

keyboarding

smashing the keyboard

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by IAmAWat March 24, 2020

keyboardxagamin

An attention seeking child that fakes being suicidal for attention.

Anthony is such a keyboardxagamin.

by randompeople887 March 5, 2022

keyboardiliscious

Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Keyboarding

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.

"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"

by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014