Kernster

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.

Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.

by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010

Kernt

A slang word to make the word c*nt more socially acceptable. Mainly derived and used in the North East of England.

Generally used in he more jovial sense and you couldn't replace the venom associated with the real word useage.

upon repeatedly flicking his best friends ear, Bob was scolded by Adam with:

"Bob man stop being such a kernt"

by leadinglight May 8, 2012

kerstain

A super attractive person who loves to eat and always speaks their mind. Also they may have a very bad attitude sometimes but is mostly kind. They are the craziest of their friends but always has good intentions.

Whos your best friend?

Kerstain.

by smdhoebag March 28, 2015

Kerstan

A very loving person that will have you pulling your hair out. She will be your happiness and also melt your happiness.

Kerstan

by Updarira April 24, 2017

what a kerns

an insult used to describe something outrageous

"what a kerns move"
"omg what a kerns"

by ricky gg October 26, 2007

kerstie

An amazingly beautiful and gorgeous girl, she’ll say she isn’t beautiful but she is and you have to tell her, she’s crazy but quiet and loves animals

Oh look it’s kerstie

by uhhhhurmomgay May 29, 2018

Kerstin

A Person Who likes to drive over plants

Oh man, you pulled a classic Kerstin

by Dandidan March 28, 2020