captain kerk

To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.

I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...

by el capitano! October 10, 2010

Kerkenides

Greek name for someone that is good looking, funny and very attractive to the opposite sex. They have a powerful "Alpha" personality and tend to be leaders. Gods in the bedroom and anywhere else for that matter. Charm is their strength, and they use it to get what they want, but no one minds because everyone likes them anyway. They are always looked up to by someone, even if the don't deserve it.

His name is Kerkenides, therefore you will bow down to his prowess.

by Kerk Diggler January 15, 2011

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.

You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.

by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019

keekles

bastardization of keke, which is a bastardization of hehe, which is more or less a chuckle. Used online and only online. Refer to rooflesfor more insight

OMG keekles!

by Derek November 26, 2003

Keren

A goddess who was banished from Heaven for making the other gods jealous with her beauty and charm. In her Earthly form she is identified by her beautiful appearance and gentle nature. She radiates an glow that can be perceived by those around her. If she touches your soul it will leave a mark forever.

Origin - Hebrew

The goddess Keren is as radiant in Heaven as she is on Earth.

by Nikov October 16, 2013

Kelek

Kelek is a Turkish word and completely unrelated to the actual meaning. It is primarily a youth term and mostly used in the city of Hamburg,Germany. Kelek=lazy/Kelek=raft. It first used in the late 2010s. It is used when you dont like something or are anoyed that something wont work.

Instead of : Das ist ja doof das der Zug später kommt./ It sucks that the train will run late today
You just say :Kelek.

by Beng_Wang June 27, 2021

kekeke

This is an onomatopoeia for laughter. Its origin is the Korean onomatopoeia ㅋㅋㅋ, in which ㅋ stands for the "k" sound, like in raspy, stifled laughter. (I'm not sure why it wound up transliterated as "kekeke" rather than just "kkk", though.) Incidentally, the same onomatopoeia also exists in Japanese, written as けけけ.

kekeke zergling rush

by broomnotyour May 18, 2010