Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

by Zaniel December 20, 2017

Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!

by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

Ketamine

A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.

People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.

MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 20, 2019

karami

A very religious man who is very enthusiastic about air planes. He is often referred as the black bomb of iran. He calls himself an "engineer" and likes to hide from millions of his fans. He is famous for the destruction of the evil terrorist group called "The world trade centre". People like to remember him by throwing paper air planes on September 11th 2001, 1:14 pm BST. The only food to keep karami explosive and booming is his favourite mix of sand and rice with a sprinkle of pebbles and cactus water on the side.

The explosive shit I took was crazy. I must be karami (the black bomb).

by Rainbow Pants 2004 January 5, 2023

Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010