Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Micro-Ken

A human being who possesses an unbelievably tiny level of muscular development.

There was a Micro-Ken in the gym today.

by TheTerrence August 21, 2022

Mumyo Jinpu Ryuu Satsujin Ken

The sword style that Mibu Kyoshiro/Demon Eyes Kyo uses in the anime and manga Samurai Deeper Kyo

Mumyo Jinpu Ryuu Satsujin Ken Mizuchi

by Jay Vaughn January 19, 2009

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Music With Ken

Music With Ken is Canadian online entertainer with assorted music (which can be found on her instagram). She frequently features special guests in her videos.

Music With Ken just posted a new video

by rockets chicken 1 October 10, 2016

magic ken

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

mido ken

is a guy that watches anime and plays video games and becomes always busy when in calls

hey mido ken
** busy while in the call**

by XfarisGamerX March 12, 2019