(n) A new style of facial hair. This style of facial hair must include a patch of cheek hair that makes its way up to the eyes. Other traditional styles of facial hair may be combined with the Kilbane considering cheek hair is completely unique to this new style, however it is usually accompanied by a beard. To achieve a true Kilbane, one must also grow dense circles of hair around his (or her) nipples, however this unique combination of body hair is rumored to be achievable only by one elite individual.
Person 1: "My cheeks are itchy."
Person 2: "That's because your sporting a Kilbane and haven't shaved your cheeks recently. That's disgusting."
Person 2: "That's because your sporting a Kilbane and haven't shaved your cheeks recently. That's disgusting."
by j.agler July 29, 2011
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A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.
by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007
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4 seconds later the car hops the curb
Passenger: "Damn! Did you just Kilbane a curb again?! Lucky you didn't blow out that tire."
4 seconds later the car hops the curb
Passenger: "Damn! Did you just Kilbane a curb again?! Lucky you didn't blow out that tire."
by j.agler July 29, 2011
Get the kilbane mug.Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014
Get the Kelan mug.A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
Get the Kelanie mug.Keliann is a beautiful girl who is funny and outgoing. Keliann always wants to have fun. She may not be mature but she is fun to hang out with. Keliann has the most beautiful hair and eyes. She likes to stop and smell the roses. She has a great sense of humor and likes going out with friends. Kelianns are always huge animal lovers and try to help the environment as much as they can. Kelianns always make great friends and are good listeners. If you meet a girl named Keliann, shes for sure a keeper.
by Jeanpriest October 16, 2012
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