Klanistan

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.

White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."

by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009

Kehlani

an AMAZING R&B artist. Super gorgeous,an amazing mom. Most definitely the R&B queen. You should listen to her music for sure.

person 1- " hey.. have you listened to Kehlani's music?"

person 2- "who?"

person 1 again-"get out."

by mel.anniaaa January 7, 2021

Kalani

Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.

Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!

by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020

Kalani

Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"

In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age

by Kimokal March 11, 2012

Kehlani

a lesbian queen.

"omg is that Kehlani?" "yeah she's a lesbian and i wanna fuck her" "same bestie"

by Jaygotsuspended April 7, 2021

Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010