keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

by Cornelius roundtable January 8, 2017

Keisterpop

A butt plug

Suck on that strawberry keisterpop, you dirty slut.

by OldDirtyBastard69 January 26, 2021

keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

by ob1 March 30, 2004

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.

I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!

by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009