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Klingon mind meld

The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.
I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!
by PTTG May 4, 2015
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Klingon Shitfly

An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.
(Pitch voice very low and speak in a slow cadence.) Sir. It is a Klingon shitfly.
by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019
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Kling

a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.
Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*
by Essie Kay October 20, 2008
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Klingons

Klingons.

Singular : Klingon.

Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.

Worf: A very large "klingon".
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
by Skinupman November 21, 2004
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klingon

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.
Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Klingon

A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
Do you know klingon?

Ya

Wow you are such a nerd
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
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Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






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by Mark H October 5, 2004
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