Kaplan Syndrome

The act of Jeff Kaplan (Creator of Overwatch) playing a game of Overwatch and getting mad at a character and nerfing them until they're useless or unbalanced. This also can be applied to Jeff Kaplan buffing a character (Moira) or not balancing a character (Tracer)...

Seagull: Great, Jeff has another case of "Kaplan Syndrome"
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.

by theblackjack2003 May 13, 2018

Yousef Kazlak

The sexiest upcoming engineer to exist. With a huge following on social media, everyone is asking for a moment with him because he is literally one of the hottest people on earth. He is an Amazing person with a kind personality and a VERY loving heart

Oh my god is that Yousef Kazlak????
OMG yass queen that's him

by maredwa4we4ny69 November 23, 2021

Kaylak

Pronunciation: kay-lack

A term used to describe kayaking with a girl named Kayla. Activities while kaylaking include playing music, drinking, and fishing. Kaylaking is typically proceeded by more drinking and a romantic bonfire for two.

Fred 4: Are you hanging out with Kayla today?
Fred 5: Yes, father. We are going kayaking.

Fred 4: Don’t you mean kaylaking?!
Fred 5: Yes. That’s what I meant. It’s a beautiful day to kaylaking.

by Kaylaker August 3, 2019

Jeff Kaplan

Game director of Overwatch. Absolute fucking legend. Also known as "Jeff from the Overwatch team".

Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team, we're really excited to be here today.

by Wadu436 January 17, 2017

kapake

Medication that relieves pain and forces drowsiness. Excellent remedy for those who cannot sleep, because not only does it knock you out - it also numbs your muscles. Better than ketamine, and legal!

Doctor: Take two Kapake tablets two times a day.
Patient: Wahoo!

by Eddie Banjo July 2, 2006

Kaplan

Eatting massive amounts of pringles and chugging coke while running around in circles on fire.

Hey kid, did you hear that Kaplan pulled another Kaplan last weekend?

by this stunning creature December 14, 2008

kaplan

n. someone who is amazing at what they do; a maverick

man, that guy was a total kaplan at that sport!

by spartan90107 May 29, 2008