Kalam

A Kalam can be a very nice and kind person but if you treat a Kalam wrong it will take him time to recover. A Kalam can be the most sweetest boyfriends in the world and he wont stop liking a girl until he has that girl in his arms. Kalam's can be great best friends but some times he just needs some time to think by him self. if you have a Kalam as your boyfriend or even just a friend keep him close and don't let go because one day you will need him to be by your side. A Kalam is really helpful and its nice sometimes just to sit there and tell him all your emotions.

"Kalam and I are friends again, i'm so happy" - Kalam's best friend
"i never thought he would forgive you," - Kalam's not so kind friend

"Just get to know him and you wont be able to live without him" - Kalam's best friend.

by Danielle Wonder September 11, 2018

kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

Kalem

A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.

Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )

by DaFuSe August 23, 2012

Kalem

A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance

Holy shit Kalem is here he’s so kewl, I wish he was my friend

by Qwelum June 4, 2018

Kalubala

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!

Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"

by Agent Bud August 12, 2014

kaltuma

a beautiful lady that's courageous and smart. She stand up for what she believes and makes friends very easily. If you know a or date a Kaltuma you need to keep her forever.😍💕

Kaltuma is lovable

by k.Hassan😍 January 13, 2018

Kalumplingdonnersk

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022