Kalpich

A godlike, horse whispering, master chef man. He is able to wield a magic pen that has the powers to travel across time and space. He knows every event that has ever happened and the things that have not happened yet. Some say he could kill before you even blinked but no one has lived to see this happen. He is a master brewer and drinker of coffee. He grounds his own grounds in the morning with his teeth.

"Greeting Students."-Mr. Kalpich

by William Law May 24, 2012

Kalpact

Kalpact is one of the most influential people in the United States of America, ranking number #1 on Brilliance Studio’s Top 100 Most Influential People’s list.

“I met Kalpact the other day, he was super cool”
“Lucky.”

by 25kRSN April 1, 2021

kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.

I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?

by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016

Kalpesh

A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.

There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!

by dr.k. February 6, 2010

Kalpesh

The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.

‘Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh’

by Sansak June 30, 2019

kalpa

A kalpa is a time unit and the term comes from hindi. A kalpa measures 4.32 billion years and is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest time unit in use.

The age of the universe is 50 kalpas.

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

Kalpesh

A Jodd

I play like Kalpesh.

by Predator0212 November 23, 2021