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A godlike, horse whispering, master chef man. He is able to wield a magic pen that has the powers to travel across time and space. He knows every event that has ever happened and the things that have not happened yet. Some say he could kill before you even blinked but no one has lived to see this happen. He is a master brewer and drinker of coffee. He grounds his own grounds in the morning with his teeth.
"Greeting Students."-Mr. Kalpich
Kalpich by William Law May 24, 2012
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A word used only at the end of a sentence, and generally in an intimidating manner. Used mainly in arguments as a way of rounding off the debate, its meaning is essentially "you get me?" It is more often than not rhetorical.
"Which is why I feel teletubbies was better than tweenies, kapiche?"
Kapiche by Vori February 7, 2009
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Kalicha is a kind girl that cares about most people that she likes and is close with, she loves having a bestfriend and most of the time they are ginger she loves her family and can stick up for anyone who crosses with her friends and you don’t want her as your enemy
That Kalicha girl is fierce
Kalicha by Leah n January 5, 2020

Kid Kapichi

a british rock/britpop collective with cunting good tunes and fucking sick moshpits live cunt

DEATH DIPS
kid kapichi is a band that erin likes yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid Kapichi by frunksis February 9, 2023

Kampichler 

A person with very low standards. One could imagine him as the symbol of a hick. He´s just a farmer sleeping with his animals, but can we blame him? Has pretty much no limit when it comes to drinking alcohol, because he fell in a barrel of Schnaps when he was little. Is very bad at geography.
He stinks like alcohol and doesnt know where europe is on the map. Hes SO a Kampichler!
Kampichler by ghekfbx June 22, 2020

Kalpitha 

Girl with billions of dream in her eyes, works with her heart and soul for anything that makes her feel passionate. Strong about her boundaries and loves only genuinity around. She only has two moods, the fun filled version which makes everyone smile else the I DON'T WANT ANYONE AROUND me mood.
Kalpitha
Kalpitha by Ittuuuu November 23, 2021

kallichuk 

Kallichuk used as last name that brings meaning of wisdom and black wolf
Hello Mr kallichuk
kallichuk by Kallichuk February 23, 2022
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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