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A godlike, horse whispering, master chef man. He is able to wield a magic pen that has the powers to travel across time and space. He knows every event that has ever happened and the things that have not happened yet. Some say he could kill before you even blinked but no one has lived to see this happen. He is a master brewer and drinker of coffee. He grounds his own grounds in the morning with his teeth.
"Greeting Students."-Mr. Kalpich
Kalpich by William Law May 24, 2012
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A word used only at the end of a sentence, and generally in an intimidating manner. Used mainly in arguments as a way of rounding off the debate, its meaning is essentially "you get me?" It is more often than not rhetorical.
"Which is why I feel teletubbies was better than tweenies, kapiche?"
Kapiche by Vori February 7, 2009
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Kalicha is a kind girl that cares about most people that she likes and is close with, she loves having a bestfriend and most of the time they are ginger she loves her family and can stick up for anyone who crosses with her friends and you don’t want her as your enemy
That Kalicha girl is fierce
Kalicha by Leah n January 5, 2020

Kid Kapichi

a british rock/britpop collective with cunting good tunes and fucking sick moshpits live cunt

DEATH DIPS
kid kapichi is a band that erin likes yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid Kapichi by frunksis February 9, 2023

Kampichler 

A person with very low standards. One could imagine him as the symbol of a hick. He´s just a farmer sleeping with his animals, but can we blame him? Has pretty much no limit when it comes to drinking alcohol, because he fell in a barrel of Schnaps when he was little. Is very bad at geography.
He stinks like alcohol and doesnt know where europe is on the map. Hes SO a Kampichler!
Kampichler by ghekfbx June 22, 2020

Kalpitha 

Girl with billions of dream in her eyes, works with her heart and soul for anything that makes her feel passionate. Strong about her boundaries and loves only genuinity around. She only has two moods, the fun filled version which makes everyone smile else the I DON'T WANT ANYONE AROUND me mood.
Kalpitha
Kalpitha by Ittuuuu November 23, 2021

kallichuk 

Kallichuk used as last name that brings meaning of wisdom and black wolf
Hello Mr kallichuk
kallichuk by Kallichuk February 23, 2022