Hottest straightest guy you will ever know . Although he make act gay sometimes he is still straight. He loves to make people smile and its his favorite thing to his the ones he loves smile. Even tho he acts stupid and seems like he knows nothing. He is a great wilderness man he will survive the outside more then anyone else and he is a dog in football he will kill you if you piss him off , but if he doesn't care about how annoying you are then your something special because he gets annoyed easily IF HE DOESNʻT LIKE YOU he will love you unconditionally. His sex life is amazing his big slong isnʻt so big when its soft. BUT GIRL IF YOU MAKE HIM HARD KING KONG IS COMING but he wont fuck unless he has permission but even tho he will fuck you till you soak the bed, he can get freaky and start singing to you and with down you in the throat, they call him the amazon jungle but its ok he shaves. This man loves his family and friends and will do anything for them, he evens give away the girl he loves to make another person happy, he may seem like a hoe but itʻs just for show. He can easily hide pain physical and mentally hes built like a god he never breaks down only when he feels itʻs right. Heʻs got major balls too he will do almost anything. he too legit to quit and then heʻs a bitch sometimes and he wont hurt his friends even if its playful. But he is strong, loving, compassionate, and very funny
by John Quin December 9, 2019
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He is a very Attractive individual in which Is always making sure that others are happy and he never puts himself first
he is super cute
he also gives the best hugs
his girlfriend enjoys the memories she has with him because he makes her feel wanted and special
kalaum will never know how much he means to his girlfriend but to her, he means the world xx
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He is a very Attractive individual in which Is always making sure that others are happy and he never puts himself first
he is super cute
he also gives the best hugs
his girlfriend enjoys the memories she has with him because he makes her feel wanted and special
kalaum will never know how much he means to his girlfriend but to her, he means the world xx
hey kalaum x
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He is a very Attractive individual in which Is always making sure that others are happy and he never puts himself first
he is super cute
he also gives the best hugs
his girlfriend enjoys the memories she has with him because he makes her feel wanted and special
kalaum will never know how much he means to his girlfriend but to her, he means the world xx
hey kalaum x
He is a very Attractive individual in which Is always making sure that others are happy and he never puts himself first
he is super cute
he also gives the best hugs
his girlfriend enjoys the memories she has with him because he makes her feel wanted and special
kalaum will never know how much he means to his girlfriend but to her, he means the world xx
hey kalaum x
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