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Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala
Kapitan Fala by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
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1. an awesome, cool girl that laughs alot - but the laughter is pleasing.
person 1: hey did you see that girl who's awesome& has a cool laugh?
person 2:DUHH, she's totally a KAVITA.
kavita by RafaelLeGreat July 7, 2008
Related Words
Kagita kavita Kagina Kaita karita kawita Kanita kabita kagisano kaitan
Someone who gets hyper a lot and loves
to yell at everyone while dancing
OMG! Did you see that Kanita on the dance floor? No wonder she's dancing alone.
Kanita by Seirra Mist March 7, 2009
Similiar to the Weenis it is the extra skin between the index finger and the thumb on your hands.
His Kagina had been all torn up from throwing around balls all day.
kagina by ArcherMitch January 1, 2008
KAITA (Kai-ta)
v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*ta'ed, kai*ta'ing

1. To single-handedly dash the hopes of one's nation
2. To karate your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight known to man
3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people through unexplainable stupidity
4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the action by falling on your knees

(Etymology: Derived from the dreadful match between Nigeria and lowly Greece at the 2010 Soccer World Cup)

Synonyms:

1. Sabotage
2. Incapacitate
3. Destroy/Demobilize
4. Jeopardize
5. Impair
6. Implode
7. Shege Banza!
I was KAITAing until I met Jesus!
Kaita by 9ja4live June 19, 2010
Kapitanof is a really great maths teacher who kicks people out of class for insulting Justin Beiber and Harry Potter
Kapitanof is a cool teacher
kapitanof by BlairChuck March 13, 2018
The best man to ever exist <3 God tier human 10/10 very hot and swag so very swag so swag and cool also hard working… sometimes to much BUT NON THE LESS OVER ALL A VER AMAZING SWAG HOT PERSON <3
Person: whoa is that Kaitan
Person: yeah he’s so swag
Kaitan by Briannnnnna<3 June 7, 2021