KYLED

having been sexually assaulted by the general region of the testicles of an ilgenfritz

omg he just kyled my ipod!!!

by adsasdf January 12, 2009

Kyled it

-Adjective.

-When someone undoubtedly fails at a certain, once seen as cool activity.

-Term derived from the South Park character Kyle Broflovski.

Kyle- "Hey, i got Facebook."

Douglas- "You kyled it." -_-

by Little Miss Happy Face July 8, 2010

Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force

Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.

by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019

Kyled

Getting Kyled is when you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle, who talks incessantly to you about things you don’t care about.

Dude, hurry up to lunch, I’m getting Kyled so bad right now.

by UCGOD July 23, 2019

Kyled

When you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle who incessantly talks to you about things that you care nothing about.

Dude, I’m getting Kyled so hard right now.

by UCGOD July 23, 2019

kyled

When you fuck around and find out.

Did you hear about that rioter who got kyled yesterday?

by AnonOf/pol/ September 15, 2020