COSMAI KNEEL!

You yell out "COSMAI KNEEL!" when you want somebody to drop everything and take a kneel. This person must always kneel when "COSMAI KNEEL!" is yelled out, and must stay knelt until the person who told him to kneel lets him stand.

*Two people at a wedding*

Groom: "I do..."

Random Guy: "COSMAI KNEEL!"

Groom: *kneels

*Bride and everyone else at the wedding is pissed.

by MCDOUGLASS January 15, 2011

Flash Kneel

When something is so brave and stunning that it causes one to Uncontrollably Kneel.

The Black-Trans Woman who spit on the MAGA hat wearing creep caused me to Flash Kneel in support.

by The Brave One November 19, 2019

Kneeling ovation

A blow job.

The gang of bikers gave him a standing ovation after his beautiful rendition of the song Anaconda. He in turn, gave them a kneeling ovation.

by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014

Kneeled Son

Best Fucking 1 Itemer to Ever play Runescape. Aka leader of doodooeyes

Woah! There's Kneeled Son, The beastly 1 itemer

by Kneeled Son July 1, 2009

kneel piss

While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.

Damien: "Man I couldn't hold it any longer out there coach so I had to take a kneel piss."
Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."

by RayFab October 17, 2006

QB Kneel

A QB Kneel is a play in football where one team's Quarterback hikes the ball and kneels down on one knee. This play is also known as the pussy play, because it shows that the team with the ball is scared of the defense.

A QB Kneel in a football game, whether real life or video games.

by wowbeamanforGod'ssake July 12, 2009

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015