Kir'thal

The act of using a milk jug to masterbate.

I walked in on my buddy while he was Kir'thaling.

by Babidi February 19, 2003

kir istakoz

Slang for an indecent person

A: Look at that perv pinching the waitress ass over there like a lobster claw?
B: Well... that's a real kir istakoz!

A: So you haven't changed bed sheets for 9 months, how bad is this? You're a real kir istakoz!

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Kir koloft

Persian/Farsi word for "Big Dick" or someone who has a big dick.

Kir koloft is here.
(Big Dick is here)

by kirkoloft2023 June 16, 2023

Kir Kir

--'i' is pronounced as in 'give', or better like the 'e'-s in the 'weeeeee' meme--
when you see or hear something that makes your mind play the 'cricket sound' inside your head
basically when you go '😑'
also you can add as many "kir"s as as you want

i don't have any example, just some random situation that gives you the 'cricket sound' vibes
just like this example section...your mind is probably doing 'kir kir' now
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kir kir kir kir

by a student bored with project December 7, 2023

Nane Hezar Kir

"Nane" means mother in Persian. "Hezar" means one thousand. "Kir" means penis. Together they point to a person whose mother has experienced one thousand different penes (has had sex with one thousand different men).

don't fuck with me "nane hezar kir"

by sabooli August 15, 2018

Dirty Kir

After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir

"Dude you should shower, I could smell your Dirty Kir from across the room"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

Za’kir

A really kind person that has a lot of friends. Never meant any funnier. When I encounter a Za’kir I find them so handsome. Like like have perfect bodies. You are a very easy person to talk to and have stories. You have a special thing to you that just attracts people to you enough to where I has to write this

Did you see Za’kir today? He was looking fine

by SlayerFoxWolf May 1, 2019