kielbasa

(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.

After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.

by Moism July 14, 2010

kielbasa

A type of sausage

my kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

Kielbasa Ring

Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring

it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

kolbasa hota

sausage in your mouth.

"Erin wants a kolbasa hota!"

by Jesse Mitchell 2.0 October 21, 2011

hot kielbasa

The act of shovin' yer wang in a girls tooter til yer about ta blow, then putting it in a bun and covering it in mustard and having her finish the job with a big sloppy blowjob, bun and all.

So I was doin' this Polish chick right.... and out of no where I decide to give her a hot kielbasa. Turns out she's allergic to wheat buns. Her bad.

by kielbasa69 March 29, 2008

Kielbasa Squad

the kielbasa squad is a group of polish immagrants in new britain, ct that are fresh off the boat. these aren't juss regular immagrants eitha these are those america sucks immagrants. the kielbasa squad has all da advantages possible for them cuz dey r sent 2 the class wit da polish biased teacher. it consists of 2 main ppl cezary and sum otha polska man named adrian. so in other words fuck the kielbasa squad and fuk those poland bastards who think dere betta das y dey came here n e wayz.

"i can't believe the kielbasa squad got 2 go see that movie" he said
"i kno rite those fuckin polish bastards" i said

by Jimmy Cre. December 3, 2006