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Kinger

A breakfast sandwich which sprays hot liquid on your chest when you bite into it. Often filled with come.
I was so hung over I was surprised when I woke up with a Kinger
by Expressman October 31, 2020
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KINGERITIS

A well know disease which include the symptoms of:-

Becoming increasingly more immersed in a video game.

Thinking about playing the video game while doing any other task except playing said game.

Shirking responsibilities including but not limited to: work, socialising, seeking sustenance, rest, personal hygiene. All in an effort to play said game for just 5 more minutes.

Suffering withdrawal while not playing said game.

For this disease there is no know cure, many medications have been trialled with coffee and othe high caffeine products showing some promising results. Ultimately though symptoms only proceeded to get worse.
Jeff: Have you heard from bob this week?

Phil: No, I heard he started playing gta online again though.

Jeff: Oh no, guess hes got KINGERITIS again...
by Concerned_bystander September 11, 2025
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