lol just kidding

Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.

Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.

by Definerbater November 18, 2013

i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

by mountain the tits July 31, 2016

just kidding

The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.

Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*

by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

"Just kidding!"

What stupid chicks now-a-days use in place of 'nevermind'

A."Where did I put my cellphone?"
B."In your hand."
A."Just kidding!"

by Moogle July 22, 2008

just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

About Just Kidding

Something you tell someone when you're kidding about kidding.

Bubbles (wearing glasses): Hi, guys!
Blossom: What a sight for sore eyes!
Buttercup: It's old four eyes!
Bubbles: Hey! You said you were kidding!
Buttercup: We were.
Blossom: Yeah. About just kidding!

by M Night Shymalamadingdong July 25, 2011

Just Kidding Rowling

An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.

Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.

"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"

by Peppermint Swirl March 3, 2009