Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

by fantablous May 6, 2010

Shitta Junkin'

When one opponent blows out another.

Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',

by Zacman jones May 29, 2008

dirty junkins

when your colon is on fire and you have to use all your sick days in three months

Also known as a case of the DJ'S

Tracy is calling out with a case of the Dirty Junkins

by NewsGal9 March 25, 2010

jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

Junking

The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.

"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"

by Chicks99 July 18, 2013

junker

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009