jukie

avoiding normality and common logic

That's some jukie ass pay I'm making at that job

by Keser Soce January 31, 2004

juking

sex with pants on.

Eric got juked.

by joey May 10, 2004

jukie

Orgin: Originally pulled from a Sprite commercial in which the actor stated holding up a cheap imitation soda "It's Jukie!" Also the nickmname of a famous football star Running Back, Julius "Jukie" Jones. Who was known for "juking" his opponents making them miss tackles.

The word is now used as both an adjective and a noun.

As an adjective it refers to anything not of the norm, lame, of bad quality, or cheap. It can be used in place of or combined with any cuss word with good results as well.

As a noun it takes on the form of "Juke" which relates to any person possessing the qualities that imbue the adjective.

Adjective Example:
"The dialog in this movie is really jukie!"
"Get your jukie ass up here now"

Noun Example:
"Shut up and listen to me, you juke!"

by R David Paine III June 24, 2007

jukiloism

A religion forged by accident upon discovering the sacred Jukilo scroll. Jukilists all know how to sing the song of jukilo: Qqazsazwxxdecrfrgtgvthyjukilo;

The song of jukiloism: Qqazsazwxxdecrfrgtgvthyjukilo;

by Jukilist September 28, 2013

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021

Pulling a jukin

summoning the full wrath of the internet upon yourself by attempting to prey upon a beloved innocent creator

Jukin Media was *pulling a jukin*.

by Hugojr January 14, 2020

Keep Jukin'

To keep drinking, dancing, or just plain being rowdy.

Kyle if you don't keep jukin, im gonna fucking kill you.

by Ch453 August 14, 2003