Juwan Howard Index

A measure of how detrimental a star player is to a sports team. It is based off the notion that no NBA basketball team has been successful with Juwan Howard on their roster.

Man, Starburry's real high on the Juwan Howard Index.

by Ice Penguino July 24, 2008

juhanna

A girl who laughs in every syllable, because of everything and anything you say.

person A: i google myself.
juhanna: HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HO HU

by Jane Tuxedo December 22, 2008

Juwan

Juwan is a great girl! Can keep secrets and is so pretty and kind!

Girl 1 - 'Look its Juwan'
Girl 2 - 'Shes so pretty'
Girl 3 - 'I wish I was a Juwan'

by princesssssssssssssss October 27, 2020

juhani

red dragon

I saw a juhani in my dreams!

by Eunji Choi January 28, 2004

jahwan

Usually is a oversized fat basterd that iis funny as hell make might have a fat ass friend name Jacob that bastard going to die from diabetes bt j is usually a southerhern fried food eatin add nigga that says shit like yea i use to fuck with her bt he ain't neva had a single bitch

Girl 1: hey end of the world is coming find something to fuck
Girl 2: there's jahwan
Girl 1: I'd rather fuck a bitch nigga named fred with hard nipples

by jp7 January 15, 2013

juwanna

Urban slang/southern dialect for the phrase "would you like to" - commonly used to represent ignorance in mass media.

Juwanna get a banana cognac?

by Zillah February 5, 2004

juawana

A beautiful woman of strong discernment. This woman leads by example and is very well-rounded. She is regal, loyal and very graceful. Her presence is powerful. She loves her family and friends; she will protect them by any means necessary. This woman is passionate, loyal and works very hard. She can be a bit stubborn. So don't mess up. This woman forgives and has a big heart. However, be prepared to move mountains in order to get back into her good graces.

I love the "Juawanas" of the world! I wish I could marry every Juawana in the world!

by 01Sunshine April 22, 2017