Jubes

When you wash your hair for the first time in 3 weeks and it suddenly becomes soft curly pubes on top of your head.

“Wow Nathan, what’s up with the Jubes!?”
“Is it that bad!? I washed my hair last night”

by Smart Town January 18, 2020

Jubes`

Is an amazing young chick that literally can stop traffic she is that beautiful..this chick has no idea how incredible she is' jubes

Jubes` is the hands down sexiest in the world would be the closest thing to perfect jubes fuck I love her

by danger13 June 18, 2021

platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.

person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.

by gillieturtle June 2, 2022

batty jubes

Another name for Jubel peach lager used by technicians and maintenance chads

Me and Finchy-baby are gonna use our free maintenance pint to get on the batty jubes

by Brancofandan May 26, 2023

Baby Jubes

The perfect angel of the friend group. In the friend group with the bad kids. But still wants to do fun stuff.

Female snoop dog"Baby jubes you wanna hit this?"
Juby "could I? Maybe sorry!"

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

Juberplex

A juberplex is a building that is so impressive, it beats any other building you have ever seen.

"Look, there is the Eiffel Tower!"
"Now that's a juberplex."

by Solt3ro October 13, 2008

Jules Winnfield

Jules Winnfield

A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.

Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.

He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.

He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim

He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.

Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz

Jules Winnfield quotes:

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Shit negro! That's all you had to say!

Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.

Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Shut the fuck up, fat man!

by rzhhhh July 12, 2010