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Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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Someone who only likes to fuck as long as it walks and has a vagina hole or something close to it
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Juanfrancis is a guy who is loving , caring, amazing, funny and just plain outstanding. He is straight up honest with you and will change your life forever. He is a great person to go to for advice and will always put a smile on your face
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One of the most wonderful people you will always meet. Youll have your doubts sometimes, but somehow even when you try to mad you just cant stay it. They always look their very best, even without trying. Support you through anything and everything. They blame themselves for a lot, so try and remind them that people who say rude things are just fat liars. They support you when your in the wrong, and even though they know your in the wrong they couldnt care less. You will never come across somebody like them. Its like a shooting star, ine in a million.
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Juandriqus: y'all I just meet this new girl she bad

Mario: don't you have a girlfriend

Juandriqus: and that don't matter she ain't gone find out
by Juandriqus November 21, 2021
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