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Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Colin Jones

colinj_23_ is my insta and sc is lolcorporations ps4 is king_kgno hmu

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by lilcj69 September 4, 2018

alfred jones

The hero

Alfred Jones is the hero!

by Peasant Queen November 6, 2013

adam jones

lead guitarist of sm6 who recently blew up on tiktok for looking like the onceler and being the only normal person in his family band

barb: is that the once ler?
me: no, thats adam jones, hes really hot

by barbzforadam May 27, 2020

poop jones

a man who you can blame all of your problems on

Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.

by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009

Rusty Jones

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.

I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.

by The Double D December 30, 2010