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Joust

Raul was jousting in paul's computer.
by ITfag August 4, 2008
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When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.
Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
by Strider51 April 26, 2010
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when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.
Can I joust you tonight?
by Rayne95 December 29, 2014
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Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.
"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"

"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
by Negro Flakes March 3, 2009
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i will joust you!
by drew May 2, 2003
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To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
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An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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