jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Josten

Someone who referes to everything as a "meme"

"That Josten guy sucks"

by Idk shugga January 5, 2017

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005

jostin

Welsh (well, not welsh language) word for farmers.

This place is full of jostins!

by Richard August 13, 2004

Jostin

He is really gay

Jostin is really gay he sucked Freddys dick

by SMD264453283 October 27, 2019

jostling

when a person is jostling the bathroom door with their elbow numb so you’re too scared to pool

olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow

by jostling February 1, 2019

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011