jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008

jorteralls

Short overalls made of denim.

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.

by Callmelunette April 7, 2011

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013

Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

Jorter

Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.

*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."

by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023

Snake Jortuna

Banter. A form of fun between people/banter.

Wow, this is very snake jortuna.

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019