jorts

F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.

If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.

by Forced Earphones July 4, 2009

jorts

jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious

Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?

by Big Moop October 24, 2008

jorts

short for "jean shorts"

Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.

by ColumbusBuck November 17, 2007

jorts

jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.

"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."

by godawgs April 19, 2006

JORt

The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.

guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.

by RtothaC May 12, 2009

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

by SnookSniper June 13, 2008

Jort

A “fat Asian and midget”

“That kid is such a jort”
“you are a fucking jort”

by Your average person420 May 8, 2023