Jombus

An oversized asshole; usually aquired naturally or by having it torn open by some sort of long, cylindrical object.

An asshole of irregular proportion.

"Dude, did you see Chealsea's jombus last night? I heard it was big."

"Yeah man, it was huge! I tore that thing up."

by Longrod Von Hugenballs December 15, 2010

Joobs

Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman.

Cartman: "You know what a Jewish woman's boobs are called?... Joobs..."

by Beef April 20, 2006

Joobs

Another way to tell someone in a heterosexual, masculine way that you love them and wish them the best!

Also, it can be used when someone is sad, like in Spanish when they say, Pobresito.



Not a jewish women's boobs!

MAUREEN:Are you okay? Joobs!

MIKE: I got rejected again, i'll be fine, Joob...Joob...Joob!

or

CARLOS: later bro, Joobs!

MIKEY: Joobs!

by Carlos Salazar April 17, 2008

Joobs

Joobs is a term which refers to a jewish womans breasts.

Oh dude check out my Rabi's daughters Joobs!

by Crumbs Corcoran July 24, 2008

Joobsmoobnoob!

Your name is Jasmine & You did the “Replace every vowel in your name with Oob”

-Written By: Arika

Hi I’m Joobsmoobnoob!

by Salmon 🍣 July 26, 2021

joobs

jewish boobs

Jewish girl + boobs = joobs

by naaaaadine January 11, 2010

Joobs

A nickname the fans call Julian Fernando Casablancas, lead vocalist of The Strokes, genius poet, master of music, lord of all living things, professional beauty queen and dorky loser.

-Is that Jesus singing?
-No! It's Joobs!

"Joobs Casablancas is hella sexy" - President Barak Obama.

by theteenwonder December 29, 2013