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jooj moment

When someone suddenly finds out something and reacts in a funny way
Wow, you just found that out? jooj moment.
by marcock December 21, 2021
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juje, jooj

a person who does dumb ormean stuff for no good reason other than to be a jerk,that spoils other peoples fun or good mood.
"quit being such a juje!"
by Hiro April 26, 2003
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Joojeh Artist

a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .

also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)

a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.

Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.

If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.

If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !

If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!

A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?

Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !

Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???

B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?

A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .

B: what artist!?

Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!

B: oh shit here we go again...
by ilovejoojehkabab July 6, 2019
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jooja

Pronounced with a soft 'j'. Both a noun and an adjective used to describe something so cute af you kinda wanna smush your face into it. Generally reserved for animals, small children and Hodor from Game Of Thrones.
That jooja looks so jooja.

His pupper is a heckin jooja.

Damn, gurl. That kid in the Batman costume is so jooja my ovaries just exploded.
by Fazimundo May 28, 2019
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joojoo eyeball

used in the song "Come Together" by The Beatles; meaning a look that gives bad karma, like evil-eye
by kdl42 June 10, 2008
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Jooje

Another way of talking about a vagina in an extremely positive manner.
Tyler said the girl he hooked up with last night had a jooje.
by Dkamp October 12, 2015
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joojie boojie

Having the characteristic of being cute, innocent and irrestitably huggable. Someone whose cheeks you can pinch and and tickle all day and night. May also imply a gullible nature.
Girl 1: Joojie Boojie, you didn't buy rocks from Saif did you?

Girl 2: I'm getting my money back.
by swimming shady March 5, 2019
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