Kris Jenner

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.

1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014

johnner

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

joyner lucas

A rapper from Worcester, Massachussets. He is a lyrical genius and disses all mumble rappers. He is extremely underrated.

Joyner Lucas is the best lyrical rapper ever born!

by Over9563 January 2, 2018

Bruce Jenner

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.

by TheKB321 June 8, 2015

Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

Jonne Aaron

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.

Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.

by Negativity April 15, 2006

kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.

Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.

by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011