Jones Soda

The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!

Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.

by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005

Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

Jones Soda

The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.

Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.

by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008

jones soda

the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!

rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!

by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005

jones soda

an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.

stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!

by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008

Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.

Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?

by The#1Milf October 9, 2008

joesy special

The Joesy Special is a fabled and unique sex position developed from the mystic arts, in which the man cuffs the ladies breasts underneath while he is enduring intercourse from the rear end. The Joesy Special is a once in a lifetime experience, once you have mastered the Joesy Special, you'll never go back.

SHE WONT BE SAYING THAT WHEN SHE GETS THE JOESY SPECIAL.

by Junky Joe March 5, 2019