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Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009
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JonArryn'd

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."
A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd
by hard6 September 12, 2012
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jonarena

Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.

Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'
"He was pulling a jonarena as soon as I saw that blank look on his face..."
by Normalomg February 4, 2007
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jolari

Jolari is someone who is brave,a nigga,an amzaing person,a kind hearted person,some people call him JJ and he is super litt, and someone who gets a lot of pussy,also who pulls hoes, on top of that someone who is a Leader and the persons Snapchat is @jjrocks20024
by Jolari Jones July 12, 2018
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jonalis

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭
Jonalis is thick smart and the best
by Lerenda January 6, 2019
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Joaring

Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.
"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"
by Vossie September 14, 2021
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Johari

A very pretty brown skinned black girl with brown eyes and a sweetheart
Ur name should’ve been johari ur so sweet and pretty
by Shamaforshama April 12, 2021
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